Edgar Allan Poe Beer Pairings

Once upon a midnight dreary
while I pondered peaked and beery
over a many quaint and curious
volume of Beer Connoisseur;

While I nodded, nearly hammered,
suddenly there came a clamor
as of something violently yammering,
yammering in my refrigerator.

‘Tis my imagination, I muttered, 
coupled with high ABVs, only this and nothing more...

The Cask by RavenBeer
Tell-Tale Tart by Boulevard Brewing Co.

Still the clangor grew in volume, 
and my head swam with more humulone. 
I could swear the yammering just got louder, 
louder in my refrigerator.

I couldn’t bear such squawks and rackets 
emanating from my old Kenmore.
With the handle torn asunder, I stood and stared
at my beer-filled refrigerator.

Not my imagination, I muttered, 
must be the high ABVs, only this and nothing more...